Confessions of a Particle Physicist.

Well the story starts I was in my 20s, It was at the beginning of my career thing we're looking up me. I was a top student and in my PhD thesis i theorised a new particle and that I called the Gleamon, it was the force carrier particle of the shadow force. People took a lot of interest in my work and A few years later a huge particle accelerator was built in Suffolk. After a week they had empirical proof of its existence. I was the top pin up scientist in the world and won the Nobel prize for physics. That was the highest honour I could had and I was still only a youngeman. The thing was I couldn't live up to my reputation and the scientific world kept trying to push me to do more research. But I came to realise that I was a one particle pony. The Gleamon was the only thing I could think off. I had a huge case of physicists block. I was made professor and head of physics at canabackbridge college for 40 years I had that position but I didn't come up with anything, my lecture were shite and a was useless academic. I got paid an amazing salary so had to look busy. People though I was genius but all I did was sit in my office do nothing. No one suspected a thing they They thought I was a genius so clever that I was just doing theory that they couldn't understand. After a few more years I gave up lecturing and became a recluse. Everyone though I was working on ground breaking research has that would revolutionise physics but I was just playing computer games in my office. It became to much to keep up the act any more so I resorted to desperate measures.

there was dodgy chemist working in the medical research department of university called professer Fungly. I was sick of being seen as clever when I was really stupid. I wanted to actually be clever. I knew about Fungly's research into brain enhancement steroids and I asked him if I could test out a compound he was working on called Cognifen. He said it contained active ingredient DeoMethylthinkamine that would stimulate my Delboy gland. The Delboy gland was the part of the brain used for experimental research. Little did I know that Fungly was actually just trying to get me hooked on synthetic antelope adrenaline. I was so addicted to Lope that I was sniffing it for breakfast brunch and elevenses. It was an expensive habit and a ran into huge debt with Fungly. The only way To pay of my debt Was to write a new paper and win another Nobel prize but I hadn't done and research.

It was then decided I was going to fake a new particle. The particle was called the Goggins Dweebon. It was going to be the last of the dunkleburk particles and would finish the theory of hyperparity. It was a shy atomic particle that avoided being detected at all costs. I wrote the paper and came up with full back story to the particle. I made it all up and also invented a new type of equation to explain it Interactions. I sent it out to the best universities in the world and published the paper in most respected science journal on planet. The headlines world said that Goggins was about revolutionise the way we soar universe. I went on tour explaining my theory and within a year I had one a another Nobel prize. With my prize money I payed off my debts and put my myself in rehab to kick my expensive Lope habit. I though that would be the end of it but I was wrong. A team of Scientists were planning to build a 300 billion dollar experiment called the protodrone blind wave avoider to discover the shy atomic particle I had theorised. I was expected to help with the design and I've leading them on for years. Next week there planning to turn on the machine and it won't be long before they realise I'm a fraud. The eyes of the whole world will be on me and don't know what to do!